I_HATE_SMALL_TALK — Oversized Tee
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I_HATE_SMALL_TALK — Oversized Tee

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I_HATE_SMALL_TALK

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For everyone who'd rather say nothing than say something meaningless. Small talk is a bug, not a feature. This tee is the out-of-office reply your personality has always wanted.

Garment-dyed oversized tee. Comfort Colors 1717. 100% ring-spun cotton. Washed for a worn-in, lived-in feel. Unisex fit — size up for a boxier drop.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for soft, faded finish
  • Oversized unisex fit
  • Back graphic print
  • CTRL+ALT+DELETE™ branding